O.K., we have a dangerous situation here, I’m a woman on the edge. I woke up this morning and it is so hot that I was sweating before I even left my bed. Under normal circumstances this would be bad news for those around me, but I am peri-menaposal. I am telling you I could snap at any moment, take out a village…well if it was a village of all men. How am I suppose to do canning in 34C temperatures while having a hot flash…I could spontaneously combust!
I`m a Canadian girl, I can deal with -30C without blinking an eye…frostbite, I`m on it…but this heat has got to go. I have taken more cold showers then a boys high school basketball team at a cheerleading conference. I have had to set up a schedule for time in front of the fan. I have kicked small children out of their kiddy pool without a second thought. I am planning on setting up a tent in the middle of the Sears sports section, I am pretty sure I can go unnoticed.
The reality is…I am fine…I feel bad for the elderly and small children in this weather, it can be dangerous. The ranting is just to inject some humor into the situation. If I could, I would buy everyone an air conditioner…but I can`t, so a smile is all I can give…stay cool folks.
God Bless, Julia